congragulation:

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

juicyjacqulyn:

kimnovaks:

Marlon Brando in a screen test for “Rebel without a cause”

there was a day when I had panties

today is not that day

simonleboner:

Day #395829275916194

I still don’t find channing tatum attractive

fraxtil:

WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

shadesilverwing:

“_____ liked your post”

“_____ reblogged your post”

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

synchronoise-ity:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.” 

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”